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#21 Mogho Naaba

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 12:16 AM

@TFS

eewwwwwwwww!!!

You need dettol, special water, and every oda ting possible fi wash dat pork stain from yu body.

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 12:21 AM

my pork poking days are long gone! I can't believe that I made this admission public here 24 hours on. I just hope nobody holds it against me.
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 10:19 AM

Right, moving swiftly on - who else has dated a loony? blink.gif
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 03:41 PM

Tut tut tut tut tut.........

TFS maaaaannnnnn.....

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 03:46 PM

QUOTE (Mogho Naaba @ Dec 15 2006, 03:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tut tut tut tut tut.........

TFS maaaaannnnnn.....




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Posted 15 December 2006 - 03:55 PM

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 03:57 PM

Blud, I was 15 then!
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 04:03 PM

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Blud, I was 15 then!


**wags finger judgementally**

Nuh mek it 'appen again!!! mad.gif mad.gif

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 04:23 PM

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Nuh mek it 'appen again!!! mad.gif mad.gif




I ain't touching pork again, trust me! biggrin.gif
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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:05 PM

I once dated a sister who used to live in Kensington, her name was Naomi, she had a hot temper and would often through things at my head. She was a little skinny also, liked White boys, and she wanted to be a model - she lives in New York or LA or somewhere, crazy bitch!

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 09:44 PM

QUOTE (Tafari Shabazz @ Dec 15 2006, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once dated a sister who used to live in Kensington, her name was Naomi, she had a hot temper and would often through things at my head. She was a little skinny also, liked White boys, and she wanted to be a model - she lives in New York or LA or somewhere, crazy bitch!


I know that wretch....the same woman who's had more pork in her than a butchers?

(On the real, give a true experience and stop copping out gotdammit!!!!!)

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Posted 16 December 2006 - 12:39 AM

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(On the real, give a true experience and stop copping out gotdammit!!!!!)


I DID DAMN IT!!!

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Posted 18 December 2006 - 08:38 PM

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I DID DAMN IT!!!


You didn't dammit!!

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Posted 18 December 2006 - 08:44 PM

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When I was 16 I went on a "date" with one of my sisters mates, she was all sweet one minute, then she kept having mood swings were she'd insult me for no reason, I made the mistake of asking her for some change and she said i was "bloody cheap" (learnt the lesson never ask a girl to pay), then we went to see a movie I wanted to watch "fucking crap, why'd we come to this, dumbass" etc etc (always let the girl choose). We took the bus "My last boyfriend had a car", when we passed people she knew she got up and told the driver to "stop here", and we had to walk the last mile in the rain incase people saw her on the bus. Basically she was unstable!!!


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Posted 19 December 2006 - 03:47 PM

My brother once dated a girl from Birmingham who was a total moron, she was a complete dumbwit, anyway shes round at our house one night and she wanted to phone her aunt in Liverpool, so she turns round to my dad and asks him ''What time is it in Liverpool'' - he looked at me, and I started to piss myself, he trying not to laugh said its 8:30 my dear, but I was ROTFL and pointing at her so she got up and started yapping, my brother kicked my ass for laughing but it was worth it.

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 05:47 PM

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My brother once dated a girl from Birmingham who was a total moron, she was a complete dumbwit, anyway shes round at our house one night and she wanted to phone her aunt in Liverpool, so she turns round to my dad and asks him ''What time is it in Liverpool'' - he looked at me, and I started to piss myself, he trying not to laugh said its 8:30 my dear, but I was ROTFL and pointing at her so she got up and started yapping, my brother kicked my ass for laughing but it was worth it.


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her name wasn't Jade Goody was it?

Ok, ok. I've had a few pyscho experiences with some dodgy brothas the worst was with a brotha who I went on ONE date with. He was really sweet and funny, but quite a bit on the chubby side. I think he was maybe insecure about it because after I decided that we should really jsut be friends, he went all psycho on me. You'd think I had jsut turned down a marriage proposal or something the way he went on...

It started with him ignoring me whenever we went out with our mutual friends. Then every time I would say something, he would go out of his way to be dismissive or patronise me. Then started the silent phonecalls several times a day every day for about a week (I have no doubt it was him). Then, one night he called me up and basically started telling me that I was a bitch for leading him on (?????) I won't go into the X-rated stuff he was saying but I hadn't even kissed the brotha!! Anyway, he hung up the phone after his little rant and for a week afterwards kept sending me one word texts with words like 'bitch', 'pr*ck-tease' etc etc I had to get one of my male friends to call him up and threaten him before he stopped completely!
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 06:23 PM

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her name wasn't Jade Goody was it?


No, she wasn't light skinned and actually quite hot, just a likkle bit of an idiot!

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Ok, ok. I've had a few pyscho experiences with some dodgy brothas the worst was with a brotha who I went on ONE date with. He was really sweet and funny, but quite a bit on the chubby side. I think he was maybe insecure about it because after I decided that we should really jsut be friends, he went all psycho on me. You'd think I had jsut turned down a marriage proposal or something the way he went on...

It started with him ignoring me whenever we went out with our mutual friends. Then every time I would say something, he would go out of his way to be dismissive or patronise me. Then started the silent phonecalls several times a day every day for about a week (I have no doubt it was him). Then, one night he called me up and basically started telling me that I was a bitch for leading him on (?????) I won't go into the X-rated stuff he was saying but I hadn't even kissed the brotha!! Anyway, he hung up the phone after his little rant and for a week afterwards kept sending me one word texts with words like 'bitch', 'pr*ck-tease' etc etc I had to get one of my male friends to call him up and threaten him before he stopped completely!


You can't put prime stake infront of a fat man and then take it away, especially if he hasn't even had a taste!!! You didn't see him on Trisha afterwards did you?

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Posted 19 December 2006 - 07:04 PM

One of my friends had a girl who was insanely jealous of everything, she didn't even like it when he hugged or kissed his own mum! He told me that one time she called the house phone and he couldn't answer cos he was in the bathroom. So he dialled 1471 and called her back when he finished. Then she started getting all hysterical asking him where was he and he told her he was in the bathroom so he couldn't get to the phone......then she asks him "in the bathroom doing what?" huh.gif

LOL what did she think he was doing, making love to the shower curtain or something????

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Posted 27 December 2006 - 02:52 AM

I went out with one that used to pace the floor after being intimate, monologing on the depth of intimacy and the suspension of coital affiliation!!! blink.gif

Clearly he was an eediat, and a dutty one as well cos he was going out with someone else too. Obviously i didn't know at the time!
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Posted 27 December 2006 - 03:15 AM

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I went out with one that used to pace the floor after being intimate, monologing on the depth of intimacy and the suspension of coital affiliation!!!
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Pillow talk is one thing, but getting up and talking through the whole thing is cray-zee??? unsure.gif laugh.gif




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